The dictionary.

An inside joke with no punchline. Say it, don't explain it.

*teacher says the number 67* — entire class: SIX SEVEEEEN

Performed brilliantly.

she ate that performance and left no crumbs

Your cool points. Gained and lost in real time.

he caught it one handed without looking, +10000 aura

Deliberately doing things to look cool.

he keeps posing at the mirror, pure aura farming

Admirably true to yourself.

he told the teacher the test was unfair, based

OK / deal / sure.

— be home by 10

Low-quality internet content — and the state of having watched too much.

sorry im speaking in brainrot i was on tiktok all day

Really good — almost always about food.

this pasta is bussin

Cap = a lie. No cap = I'm being serious.

i studied for six hours no cap

Trying to be trendy, but a few years late.

that font is so cheugy

Unattractive or badly done.

that fade is chopped

A dismissive term for a robot or AI.

that essay was written by a clanker

Doomed. In trouble. Exhausted.

i didnt revise at all im so cooked

To lose your temper or fall apart publicly.

if i fail this test im gonna crash out

Delusional — usually said affectionately about yourself.

im so delulu i think hes gonna text me back

Stylish clothing.

the drip is insane today

Stealing a bit of someone's food.

he fanum taxed half my chips

Excellent.

that song is fire

Seriously. I mean it.

that was the best day ever frfr

Group chat.

they made a new gc without me

Disappearing from someone with no explanation.

he ghosted me after 3 days

Over-praising someone to an embarrassing degree.

ok we get it hes good stop glazing

Greatest Of All Time.

you brought snacks? goat

A shout of surprise at someone's body.

GYATT

Affects you more than it should.

this song at 2am hits different

It resembles / it has the energy of...

that outfit is giving 2014

An inside joke. Don't ask.

the bus stop incident iykyk

Don't interrupt — he's onto something.

idk where hes going with this but let him cook

Something you can't stop thinking about.

what i said in year 7 lives rent free in my head

Focus. Get serious.

exams in 2 weeks time to lock in

Maximising your physical attractiveness.

new skincare routine, looksmaxxing arc

Slightly / very.

lowkey nervous about tomorrow

Acting like the star of the film.

she walked in with sunglasses on, main character energy

Pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth to sharpen your jawline.

cant talk im mewing

Mediocre. Overrated.

that movie was so mid

Someone with no original thoughts.

he says the exact same thing every day, total npc

Weird, cursed, low-quality.

this school lunch is so ohio

An enemy or rival.

dont invite him hes an opp

End of discussion.

shes the best in the year periodt

An affectionate nickname.

thanks pookie

Unnecessarily upset about something small.

why are you so pressed over a game

Publicly out-voted. A social loss.

ratio + you fell off

Honest agreement. Respect for authenticity.

— i went home early cause i hated it

Charm. The ability to flirt well.

bro walked up and rizzed her up in like 4 seconds

Bitter about losing.

hes still salty about last week

Making me laugh uncontrollably.

this video is sending me

To want two people to be a couple.

im shipping them so bad

A lone-wolf type. Now mostly a joke.

he ate lunch alone on purpose, sigma behaviour

Someone excessively devoted to a crush.

he waited 2 hours for her, simp

A nonsense word. It means whatever the sentence needs it to mean.

that's so skibidi

You did great. Also: you look great.

new haircut? slay

Looking sharp. Perfectly put together.

her hair is snatched

To be a devoted fan.

i stan her so hard

Handling your responsibilities seriously. No excuses.

she said she'd get an A and she did, standing on business

Suspicious. Something's off.

he said he was at the library, kinda sus

Gossip.

wait whats the tea with them

A sudden, irreversible turn-off.

he chased the bus and i caught the ick instantly

Go outside. You've been online too long.

youve been arguing about this for 3 hours, touch grass

Fair enough. Legitimately good.

leaving early cause youre tired? valid

An assessment of someone's mood or energy.

new kid passed the vibe check

A win and a loss.

pizza for dinner? W mum

Talking too much.

sorry for yapping anyway as i was saying