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Your teenager is speaking English. Technically. Take the two-minute test, find out how much you're actually missing, and get the translations that matter.
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nah that test was actually cooked lowkey might crash out fr
That exam went badly and I'm more stressed than I'm letting on.
Three slang words. One sentence that's worth a conversation tonight.
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Anatomy of one message
Four slang words. One of them is a request for help.
- cookedIt went badly. Not “I'm tired” — “I've failed.”
- lowkeyA volume dial. It means “more than I'm admitting.”
- crash outworth acting onTo lose composure completely. This is the one that matters.
- frFor real. He isn't joking.
Translated: “That exam went badly and I'm closer to my limit than I'm letting on.”
Start wherever you're panicking most.
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The topics
6 subjects — friendship, body image, school pressure, gaming — decoded through the words teenagers actually use, with something you can say tonight.
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The dictionary
62 terms with a real example and a plain-English translation of each. Searchable, so you can look up one word at the dinner table.
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The red flags
The 6 terms that can signal something's actually wrong — written calmly, with a clear next step for each one.
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Most of it is harmless nonsense. Some of it isn't.
Nobody needs a dictionary to survive “rizz”. But words like unalive, sneaky link and trap phone exist specifically to get past filters — and past you.
We list them plainly, without the scaremongering, and pair each one with something you can actually do about it.
See the red flag listUnalive
A substitute for 'kill' or 'suicide' used to dodge content filters.
KYS / KMS
'Kill yourself' / 'kill myself'.
Sneaky link
A secret romantic or sexual meet-up.
Plug
A supplier — most often of drugs or vapes.
+ 2 more, each with a suggested next step.
So — how much are you missing?
Ten questions, no signup, and a score you can send to another parent. Most people get fewer than half.
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